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A song for the girl who gave absolutely zero fucks.

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When we both started out,
Said you don’t know what wizards do.
Well I’m a muggleborn,
I’m in the same boat as you.
My mom’s a dentist,
And so’s my dad,
So you can just imagine
How much wizard prep I had.

I won’t do your fuckin’ homework, why don’t you try?
You’re the one who always said you’re such a smart and clever guy.
I won’t do your fuckin’ homework, go fuck yourself.
You might be the chosen one,
But I'm your house elf.

Don’t get the wrong impression,
When I was petrified
I was closing on that mystery
And I didn’t need you guys.
I see you left me your papers,
You think that I won’t mind,
But even with the Turner,
I just can’t find the time.

I won’t do your fuckin’ homework, why don’t you try?
You’re the one who always said you’re such a smart and clever guy.
I won’t do your fuckin’ homework, go fuck yourself.
You might be the chosen one but
I ain’t your house elf.

Ask me where I learned to dance,
At the Hogwart’s Ball.
Yes I saw the jealous glance
Of Ron across the hall.
I know you’re always saying,
I’m the girl that has no fun,
But listen up here boy who lived,
I’m the girl that gets shit done.

I won’t do your fuckin’ homework, why don’t you try?
You’re the one who always said you’re such a smart and clever guy.
I won’t do your fuckin’ homework, go fuck yourself.
You might be the chosen one but
I ain’t your house elf.

credits

from Make Each Other Brave, released April 5, 2017
Jim Tigwell - Guitar
Kayleigh LeBlanc - Vocals

Music and lyrics by Jim Tigwell

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Woot Suit Riot Kitchener, Ontario

In Woot Suit Riot, we make each other brave. Part band, part Youtube channel, part support group, we write music about videogames, pop culture, feelings, and the strange half-thoughts you have when waking up in the morning.

Woot Suit Riot is made up of Jim Tigwell and Kayleigh LeBlanc.
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